Wedding Guy: Freddie Benson, do you take Samantha Puckett as you wife?
Freddie: I do.
Wedding Guy: Samantha Puckett, do you take Freddie Benson as your husband?
Sam: I can't.
Sam: Freddie, we have only dated for...... (Looks at watch).....a day and a half. I didn't think about this at the time.
Freddie: Look, the only reason that I wanted to marry you was that I loved you since I was three.
Sam: I love you!
Freddie: I love you too!
Sam: What a day!
Freddie: I can't believe we almost got married!
Freddie: Well, we aren't prepared for that!